1 00:01:03,296 --> 00:01:05,628 -The mail, Mr. Lowndes. -Oh, wait, Miss Houlihan, 2 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,791 -I have a notice for the staff. -Yes, sir. 3 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,960 Has the sign painter finished changing the firm's name? 4 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,264 Only on the lobby door, sir. 5 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:13,896 Be sure to have him remove Mr. Cardew's name from his entrance door, also. 6 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:17,636 -I've already attended to that, Mr. Lowndes. -All right. This goes to everybody. 7 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:21,612 Mark it "Official notice to the staff." No, no, cross out "official." 8 00:01:21,714 --> 00:01:23,773 -That's childish. -Yes, sir. 9 00:01:25,618 --> 00:01:29,816 "Effective today, the firm previously known as Lowndes and Cardew, Publishers, 10 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:33,586 "shall be known as Henry Lowndes, Publisher." New paragraph. 11 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:38,427 "Although my late, lamented friend and partner, Bill Cardew, 12 00:01:38,531 --> 00:01:42,900 "Mr. William Cardew, passes thus officially from the business scene, 13 00:01:43,002 --> 00:01:49,908 "it need hardly be said that his memory will linger with us always in our heart of hearts." 14 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:53,711 -That's awful, isn't it? -Yes, sir. 15 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:56,981 Cross it out and use just the first paragraph. 16 00:01:57,083 --> 00:02:02,248 It's been a year since Mr. Cardew drowned, and that sort of thing might be in bad taste. 17 00:02:02,355 --> 00:02:07,156 Have it mimeographed for the staff, the printer and the complete mailing list. 18 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:09,455 -Pardon me, Mr. Lowndes. -What? 19 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:12,725 I know it's none of my business, but... 20 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:17,067 -What is it? What is it? -Have you told Mrs. Lowndes about this? 21 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:20,298 I mean, dropping Mr. Cardew's name from the firm? 22 00:02:21,107 --> 00:02:22,768 -Why? -Because... 23 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:26,175 Well, she spoke to me about it once, while she was Mr. Cardew's widow. 24 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:29,112 Before she was married to you. 25 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:31,615 -What did she say? -Not much. 26 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:35,085 Just how happy she was about you keeping Mr. Cardew's name in the firm 27 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:37,816 even though he had passed on. 28 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:42,156 Miss Houlihan, may I suggest that you confine yourself to your secretarial duties? 29 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:44,662 May I not only suggest it, may I demand it? 30 00:02:44,764 --> 00:02:47,665 I'm sorry, sir. I was only trying to help. 31 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:50,998 All right, if you're so anxious to help, come here. 32 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,902 Look at this mess. Is there any reason 33 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,841 why the staff should use Mr. Cardew's old office for a dumping ground? 34 00:02:57,944 --> 00:02:59,309 I've told them, Mr. Lowndes. 35 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:02,870 Have it stopped immediately. Tell Vincent to clean out this junk. 36 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:04,643 We can put two or three of our readers in here. 37 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:05,979 Yes, sir. 38 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:37,612 A lady wants to take her husband to lunch. 39 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,049 Are you in? 40 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,711 Hello, darling. 41 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:47,855 I was just seeing about getting rid of some things. 42 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:51,789 I see by the door you're also getting rid of Bill. 43 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,490 Vicky, please. 44 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,761 You were tearing up his picture, weren't you? 45 00:03:55,868 --> 00:03:59,235 The one he and I had taken on our honeymoon in California. 46 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:01,398 -Yes. -Why? 47 00:04:02,675 --> 00:04:06,975 Oh, I don't know. I mean, because I love you. 48 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,307 I should be angry. 49 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:12,080 It was silly. 50 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:15,211 All right, we'll forget it. Let's go to lunch? 51 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:20,491 Well, I guess everything is... Yes? 52 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:29,658 All right, have them come into my office. No, wait. Hadley's office. 53 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:32,329 -I'll be there in a minute. -Well, lunch? 54 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:35,032 -The linotypers are on strike. -Lunch? 55 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:38,671 It will take a few minutes. I'll hurry. 56 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:58,189 -Hello, Gertrude. -Hello, Mrs. Lowndes. 57 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,168 Isn't that office a mess? 58 00:05:05,104 --> 00:05:08,835 Mr. Lowndes' office. For you, Mrs. Lowndes. 59 00:05:08,941 --> 00:05:10,932 Thank you. Yes? 60 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:16,671 Hours? You can't possibly... 61 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:21,979 Yes, dear. All right. Goodbye. 62 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,890 -There is a linotypers' strike. -Mr. Lowndes told me. 63 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:29,359 Mrs. Lowndes, I'm getting married. 64 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:32,022 -Well, congratulations. -For what? 65 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:36,427 Well, if that's the way you feel, I don't know. 66 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:41,371 Oh, he's nice, all right, and I'm not getting any prettier, but I don't love him. 67 00:05:43,142 --> 00:05:46,407 May I ask why you're marrying him? 68 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:49,675 Because you married the only two men I ever loved. 69 00:05:49,782 --> 00:05:52,080 -You? -Yes, me. 70 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:56,349 But what chance did I have against you? I ask you, what chance? 71 00:05:57,090 --> 00:06:00,025 Well, any woman might... 72 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:02,560 You know as well as I do. None. 73 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:09,397 But I managed all right, in my own way. 74 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:13,435 -You managed all right? -I mean, in my mind. 75 00:06:15,274 --> 00:06:19,677 Do you know what I did when you married Bill, I mean, Mr. Cardew? 76 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:24,680 I kidded myself into thinking that I had married him, that I was you. 77 00:06:26,819 --> 00:06:29,982 -Well, there's no harm in that. -Thank you. 78 00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:42,534 -What are you thinking about? -Our honeymoon. 79 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:48,964 I mean, your honeymoon. But... But l... You know. 80 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:53,569 -Yes, l... But you... -lt was a grand honeymoon, wasn't it? 81 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:58,174 -Wonderful. -And Bill was so... May I call him Bill? 82 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:02,083 -Surely. -Bill was so sweet. 83 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:06,756 That's the way I always want to remember him, on our honeymoon. 84 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:08,987 Me, too. 85 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:13,031 I've always kept the favorite little spot in my heart for Bill, 86 00:07:13,132 --> 00:07:15,225 even after we married Henry. 87 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:20,530 But the honeymoon with Bill was so short. 88 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:24,770 He began to get restless, wanted to get moving, go places, 89 00:07:24,877 --> 00:07:28,643 and then he went on that last trip in that silly little boat. 90 00:07:29,682 --> 00:07:32,651 It was awful when they told me he was drowned. 91 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:36,287 That's when Henry was so wonderful. 92 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:38,755 Helping in a million little ways, 93 00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:42,089 -taking care of the business affairs... -He's the kindest man I ever knew. 94 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:45,722 ...and all at once, you realized you were in love with him. 95 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:51,300 And then we were married. And another grand honeymoon. 96 00:07:52,338 --> 00:07:55,967 But too short again. This time I was losing Henry to his business. 97 00:07:56,075 --> 00:07:58,339 Mrs. Lowndes, what was wrong? 98 00:07:58,444 --> 00:08:00,173 Why couldn't we make those honeymoons last? 99 00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:02,144 Oh, I wish I knew. I... 100 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:10,250 -Excuse me, Mrs. Lowndes. -That's all right. 101 00:08:11,457 --> 00:08:14,654 It's only that you asked me why I was marrying a man I didn't love. 102 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:17,456 And after what you've been through, marrying the men I did love, 103 00:08:17,563 --> 00:08:20,760 I wanted you to tell me that maybe the honeymoon part isn't important. 104 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:23,961 Oh, but it is, Gertrude. It's the spirit of marriage. 105 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:26,595 It should be there at the start and it should never die! 106 00:08:29,475 --> 00:08:32,933 That doesn't mean that I'm not happy now with Mr. Lowndes. I am very happy. 107 00:08:33,045 --> 00:08:34,910 Yes, Mrs. Lowndes. 108 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,744 I was happy with Mr. Cardew, too. Very happy. 109 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,477 Yes, Mrs. Lowndes. 110 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,378 And, 111 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:48,592 although we were speaking of my first husband rather affectionately, 112 00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:53,793 please remember, Gertrude, that we were discussing only a memory. 113 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:13,413 Attention please. Pennsylvania Central Airlines for Washington and New York City. 114 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:16,352 Flight Number 9 may be delayed 20 or 25 minutes 115 00:09:16,455 --> 00:09:18,685 awaiting local mail and express. 116 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:21,624 -Hey, porter, how are you doing? -I don't know. 117 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:24,457 Everybody keeps telling me to wait one moment, please, 118 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,032 and that's what I'm triple doing. 119 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:31,593 -Have you got New York yet? -There's a...humming noise. Is that good? 120 00:09:31,704 --> 00:09:33,638 Not the way you tell it. 121 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,169 I'd better take over. What was the last thing anybody said? 122 00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:40,768 -Something about something. -Yeah, thanks. 123 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,747 -Yeah, I'm still here. -Anything else, sir? 124 00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:47,512 Yeah, go out to the desk and tell them not to let the New York plane get away without me. 125 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:49,349 And take this four bits and put it in the 126 00:09:49,455 --> 00:09:52,754 Shoeshine's Ever Loving Fund for the Restitution of Restitutionality. You got that? 127 00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:53,847 -Yes, sir. -What did I say? 128 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,086 -Hurry. -Right. 129 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:56,923 Hello. Hello, Vicky! 130 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,631 A long distance call from Norfolk, sir. 131 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:04,293 There seems to be some difficulty at the other end. 132 00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:05,597 Norfolk? 133 00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:09,440 I'll take it. 134 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:14,509 -Do I know anybody in Norfolk? -Not since I started here, sir. 135 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,276 Well, it's probably somebody for Mr. Lowndes, or my daughter. 136 00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:19,010 You can go, Peter. 137 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:21,112 Hello? 138 00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:24,112 -Hello. -Hello. 139 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:27,056 -Hello. -Well, Poppadaddy. 140 00:10:28,494 --> 00:10:31,292 -Poppadaddy? -This is Bill. 141 00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:37,426 I said, this is Bill, your son-in-law. Remember? Hello! Hello, operator! 142 00:10:37,536 --> 00:10:40,300 -Hello. -I guess we were cut off or something. 143 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:42,704 How are you? This is Bill. 144 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:46,972 -But Bill is dead! -Who's dead? I said this is Bill. 145 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,673 -lf this is somebody's idea of a joke... -Joke? 146 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:54,744 Listen, Poppadaddy. I've got a mole on my hip and I can't stand turnips. 147 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:57,584 And you said your daughter would wind up in the bughouse when she married me. 148 00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:59,817 Now, where is my wife? 149 00:10:59,925 --> 00:11:03,861 Vicky's out. We all thought you were drowned. 150 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:07,126 No. I was washed up on an island nobody ever heard of. 151 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,599 I was picked up by a little tub without any wireless. 152 00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:12,136 Hey look, I've got to get a shave and a haircut and catch a plane. 153 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:14,502 Tell Vicky to meet me at the New York airport at 8:00. 154 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:17,633 -I'll see you later. So long. -Oh, Bill... Wait, Bill! 155 00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:22,203 Gentlemen, this is a wonderful world. Yes, sir, a wonderful world. 156 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:27,777 Oh, Bill, you can't come home. Your wife... 157 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,757 Hello, Dad. 158 00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:38,558 -What's the matter? -Nothing. Is there? 159 00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:40,256 You sure look as though you'd seen a ghost. 160 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,426 Seen him? No. Where were you? 161 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:47,973 Henry's office. Then to lunch, then some shopping. Why? 162 00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:50,668 Nothing. Anything unusual? 163 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:54,109 No, except Henry's taken Bill's name from the firm. 164 00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:57,578 -That's funny. -What's funny about it? 165 00:11:57,683 --> 00:12:02,143 I always thought it would be sort of a nice memorial to Bill to keep his name in the firm. 166 00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:05,951 -Yes, I think Bill would like that. -You know, Dad, 167 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:11,653 I had the strangest feeling today after I left Henry's office. 168 00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:16,201 I... I felt as though Bill were watching his name being taken off that door, 169 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:20,534 and he didn't like it a bit. I could see him just as plain up there. 170 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:25,732 -You don't think I'm crazy, do you, Dad? -No. 171 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,938 These things always happen when I eat veal. 172 00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:30,015 You don't think I'm crazy, either, do you, dear? 173 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:32,346 -Of course not. -Well, that helps a lot. 174 00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:35,648 And it helps a lot, too, about your eating veal at luncheon, 175 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:40,385 seeing Bill up there, because he's coming down tonight. 176 00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:44,820 -What? -8:00 at the airport. You're to meet him. 177 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,592 -Dad, you're crazy! -See? I knew it. I'm crazy. 178 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,134 You can't tell a woman to meet her dead husband at 8:00. 179 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:52,136 You just can't! 180 00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:55,071 You mean, he's alive? 181 00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,134 He's not drowned? 182 00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:00,673 But, Dad, he's dead. 183 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,680 He showed no signs of it over the telephone. 184 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,410 -lf this is a joke... -That's what I said. But it isn't. 185 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:08,180 I don't know whether I'm asleep or out of my mind, or what. 186 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,949 You... You talked to him? 187 00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:12,284 He called up from Norfolk. 188 00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:15,724 He said something about being rescued from an island by a boat, 189 00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:17,728 and he was just about to catch a plane. 190 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,263 Does he know about Henry? 191 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:23,358 -I don't think so. He asked for his wife. -Oh, this is awful. 192 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,994 -Well, aren't you glad he's alive? -Of course I am. 193 00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:28,471 But what am I going to do? I have two husbands. 194 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,166 Well, don't look at me. I didn't marry them. 195 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:34,508 Oh, Dad, you've got to help me figure out something before Henry... 196 00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:40,050 -I'm early. -Yeah. 197 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:43,588 Vicky, will you tell Peter to have dinner at 6:00 so I can get back to the office? 198 00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:44,656 Linotypers' strike. 199 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:47,624 Throws our whole schedule into a cocked hat. 200 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:50,553 Well, aren't you going to tell Peter? 201 00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:01,766 What's ailing you? 202 00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:05,566 Do you begrudge me one evening at the office in a crisis? 203 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,667 No. 204 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,512 Well, then, what is it? 205 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:15,120 -Listen, Vicky, if it's about lunch... -No. 206 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,781 Or taking Bill's name off the door... 207 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:22,421 Well, there's something wrong. 208 00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:26,420 You both act as if I were repulsive. 209 00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:35,865 I can't stand this. What have I done? 210 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,870 I know. It's because I tore up that photograph of you and Bill. 211 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,380 You've told your father. You hate me. 212 00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:46,178 Vicky, I only did it because I love you. 213 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:51,250 There was nothing vicious about it. 214 00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,450 Gosh, he was my best friend. 215 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:59,190 Vicky, I swear that I loved Bill like my own brother. 216 00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:01,562 May I drop dead right here on this spot 217 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,659 if I wouldn't sacrifice even my love for you to have Bill alive. 218 00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:06,670 -Henry, don't say that! -Why not? 219 00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:08,603 Because Bill is alive! 220 00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:18,547 -Get some brandy. -Yes, yes. 221 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:23,884 Oh, Henry, Henry, Henry. Say something. Say something. Talk. 222 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,125 -Henry. Hello? Hello, Henry? -Here. 223 00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:31,690 You see what this sort of thing does to grown men? 224 00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:34,565 We can't tell Bill. What will we do? 225 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,135 How should I know? Take some brandy to the airport with you. 226 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:40,797 -Vicky, I love you. -You mean I have to go to the airport alone? 227 00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:42,430 -Oh, no. -Well, do as you want. 228 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:45,635 -Vicky, I love you. -Henry. Henry, pull yourself together. 229 00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:48,304 You've got to go to the airport and meet Bill. 230 00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:49,574 -Airport? -Yes. 231 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:52,845 You've got to meet him and tell him about us. 232 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,716 -Let me lie down. -No, Dad, don't let him. 233 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:04,324 Now, Henry. Henry, there's nothing to it. You go to the airport alone. 234 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:07,024 You take Bill by the arm and you say, 235 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:10,295 "Look, old man, while you were drowned a funny thing happened." 236 00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:13,166 -"A funny thing"? -Well, I don't mean funny. 237 00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:15,832 Now, it'll be easy, dear. You do it, won't you, please? 238 00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:17,636 -No. -Henry! 239 00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,312 -Dad, make him do it. -No. 240 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:25,850 Here I am, a helpless woman. You mean I have to tell him? 241 00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:27,441 -Yes. -Yes. 242 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:30,579 -And I thought I married a man. -Two men. 243 00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:36,589 All right. I'll go alone. 244 00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:41,790 No, no, no, don't do that. You're my wife and I have to be with you. 245 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:46,530 We'll go to the airport together. We'll face him together while you tell him. 246 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,563 There he is. 247 00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:23,737 Vicky! Darling! 248 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,302 Gosh, you feel good. 249 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:29,040 A whole year on that island and all I could think of was you. 250 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:30,979 But you sure are worth waiting for, honey. 251 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,677 -Hello! -And Hank, good old Hank. 252 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,084 -How are you, Bill? -I knew my old pal would be here. 253 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:37,485 Oh, Vicky. 254 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,419 -Bill. -Yes, honey? 255 00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:45,154 -My, you look fine. -You look beautiful yourself. 256 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:46,856 Hey, let's get home before somebody spots me. 257 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,229 I got past the reporters as Bill Smith, fisherman. 258 00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:50,562 Things will be found out soon enough. 259 00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:51,897 -Yes. -You got your car, Hank? 260 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,165 -Yes. -Well, what are we waiting for? 261 00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:55,570 Well... 262 00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:00,441 Oh, Vicky. 263 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:07,609 -lsn't somebody going to say something? -Say something about what? 264 00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:11,622 I think Henry wants to hear about your experiences. 265 00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:16,490 Oh. Well, I sure thought I was a goner. Then I came to on this little island. 266 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,222 I'd show you on the map, except it isn't there. 267 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:21,356 -The things I ate. -Bill, I was all broken up. 268 00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:26,331 Henry was so kind, Bill. Henry was wonderful. 269 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,805 Oh, sure he was. I always told you. And to think, Hank, 270 00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:32,604 the first time she met you she said you made her sick to her stomach. 271 00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:33,769 Bill. 272 00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:37,409 -Did you say that? -No, I didn't. 273 00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:39,313 But for whatever you've done while I've been away, Hank, 274 00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:40,612 I don't have to thank you. 275 00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:43,119 A man doesn't have to thank his best friend. 276 00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:46,623 -Bill. Bill, l... -That's all that's kept me going, Vicky, 277 00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:48,158 just thinking of this moment. 278 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:51,229 Bill, didn't you ever consider that a woman might give you up as dead? 279 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,161 Oh, I knew you'd wait. 280 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:57,092 Say, I had the craziest idea when I first got to Norfolk. 281 00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:58,328 I thought maybe I wouldn't call you, 282 00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:01,565 just fly to New York and break in on you in the middle of the night. 283 00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:06,201 Wouldn't that have been something? Wouldn't that have been something, Hank? 284 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,617 Well, thanks, old man, for meeting me. 285 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:20,521 Well, that's all right. But, Bill, there's something we'd better talk about. 286 00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,059 -Yes. -Oh, business can wait. 287 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,597 You understand, Hank, my first night at home in a year? 288 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,432 Why don't you come over for dinner tomorrow? Good night. 289 00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:31,298 -Hey! -Henry, why don't you come in, too, 290 00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:33,963 -for a drink? -Well, I should think so. 291 00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:37,200 Sure, I guess the least I can do is ask an old friend in for a drink. 292 00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:40,972 I don't know what's come over me. Come on in, for a minute. 293 00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:47,877 Well, Poppadaddy! 294 00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:52,419 -How are you, Bill? -Never felt better in my life. 295 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,084 -Well, that's fine. -You look great. A little older. 296 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:59,654 -I am older. -Well, here it is. It sure looks good to me. 297 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:04,124 My favorite chair. The piano I was going to learn to play. 298 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:07,637 Yeah, home sweet home. 299 00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:11,105 -Bill, l... -Your hat, sir. 300 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,940 -Peter, this is Mr. Cardew. -Mr. Cardew, sir. 301 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,674 -What happened to Ernest? -He joined the army. 302 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,044 Well, we'll get along fine, Peter. 303 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:21,677 Just see that the laundry doesn't starch my collars, boil my eggs four minutes, 304 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:25,154 toast dry, coffee black and don't knock on the bathroom door. 305 00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:26,224 Yes, sir. 306 00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:29,590 Oh, yes, and bring in some ice and soda and glasses. 307 00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:33,859 Yes, sir. 308 00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:38,895 What's the matter with him? Feebleminded? 309 00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:41,564 -Bill, l... -Oh, Vicky. 310 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,540 Gosh, it's good to be back. 311 00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:48,442 Sit down, Hank, make yourself at home. 312 00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,511 -Bill, dear... -Say it again. 313 00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:55,784 -Bill, dear... -Again. 314 00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:58,651 Oh, tell him, Henry, will you, please? 315 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,055 -I'm married. -Yes! 316 00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:05,926 No! Well, congratulations. I thought you'd been looking kind of silly. 317 00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:08,363 Married, huh? Who's the girl? Do I know her? 318 00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:09,764 Very well. 319 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:15,032 -Bill, Henry is living here. -With his wife? 320 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,869 -Yes. -Yes. 321 00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:21,105 You see, it was so lonely here after you drowned. 322 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,647 -After I drowned? -Well, after they said you did, 323 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:26,718 the coast guard and everybody. It was so lonely. 324 00:21:26,818 --> 00:21:29,582 Well, so long as his wife was here with him. But now that I'm back, Hank, 325 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:31,485 naturally, you'll find an apartment somewhere right away. 326 00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:33,080 -Oh, no. -No. 327 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:37,518 -What do you mean, "Oh, no"? -Bill, I've been trying to tell you 328 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:42,726 that while you were drowned, lost at sea, there I was, a widow. 329 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:47,128 Now remember that, a widow, a lonely widow. 330 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,368 So... 331 00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:55,706 Well... 332 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,207 Well? 333 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,013 So I married Henry. 334 00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:21,632 You're not frightening me, Bill Cardew. 335 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,454 I'm only her father. Good night. 336 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,889 My best friend. 337 00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:26,135 My own wife. 338 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,469 -But you were dead! -Oh, was l? 339 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:33,066 Why isn't there a law in this state to protect women from vultures like you? 340 00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:37,376 There is. I was supposed to wait five years because they couldn't locate your body. 341 00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:40,110 I mean, your remains. But Henry found evidence. 342 00:23:40,218 --> 00:23:43,278 -Found evidence? He made it. -I did not. 343 00:23:43,388 --> 00:23:45,447 The coast guard made a formal report that you were drowned. 344 00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:46,546 -Yes. -lt was filed 345 00:23:46,658 --> 00:23:48,489 and accepted in court that you were legally dead. 346 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:49,560 -Yes. -Not only that... 347 00:23:49,661 --> 00:23:51,492 Shut up, you blonde! 348 00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:55,896 Bill... Bill, if Henry and I did wrong we didn't do it intentionally. 349 00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:00,098 How long have you been married to that? 350 00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:03,597 -Six months. -Six months! 351 00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:10,377 Vicky, how can you even face me? 352 00:24:12,217 --> 00:24:13,878 Don't you understand, dear? 353 00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:16,920 I loved you so much. When they told me you were dead, I went all to pieces. 354 00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:19,456 I suppose that is why you married me? 355 00:24:19,558 --> 00:24:22,652 No, darling. You were so good to me. 356 00:24:22,761 --> 00:24:24,422 -You helped me so much. -Are you trying to tell me 357 00:24:24,529 --> 00:24:27,191 that you don't love me, that you married me just because I was so kind? 358 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:31,429 She's telling me what kind of rat you were, taking advantage of a helpless widow. 359 00:24:31,536 --> 00:24:33,094 There! You said it yourself. 360 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:37,141 If you call her a widow, that proves that even you thought you were dead! 361 00:24:37,242 --> 00:24:41,110 -I'll show you how dead I am. -Now, stop arguing, both of you! 362 00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:45,741 What are you two worrying about? I'm the one with the two husbands. 363 00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:49,252 -That's against the law. -Then let me do the worrying. 364 00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:53,817 It's late. We're all upset, tired. The only thing to do is to go to bed 365 00:24:53,925 --> 00:24:58,885 and get a good night's sleep so we can face this problem tomorrow with clear minds. 366 00:25:00,298 --> 00:25:03,563 -There's no problem. -Why isn't there? 367 00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:06,594 What's happened is plain enough. 368 00:25:06,705 --> 00:25:11,768 I'm out of your life, drowned, forgotten. You've found a new love. 369 00:25:12,777 --> 00:25:15,644 That makes me an unwanted corpse at a party. 370 00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:18,841 -I'll go. -No, no, dear. We don't feel that way at all. 371 00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:22,317 -Do we, Henry? -I think he described himself perfectly. 372 00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:26,288 Oh, Henry, you're just joking to try to make Bill feel good. 373 00:25:27,425 --> 00:25:30,656 Bill, you have to stay here. This is where you belong. 374 00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:32,059 It is not! 375 00:25:32,998 --> 00:25:36,729 Darling, this is out of your hands now. Would you mind leaving us alone? 376 00:25:36,835 --> 00:25:38,462 -Why? -Yes, why? 377 00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:42,370 Because there are some things that men must settle themselves. 378 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,768 -About me? -Yes, about you. 379 00:25:55,153 --> 00:25:59,749 Well, I guess we'll have to do something about my two husbands. 380 00:26:01,826 --> 00:26:03,259 Two husbands. 381 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:08,958 Naturally we're all anxious to do what's right about this. 382 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:12,662 If you two men want to talk things over, why, all right. 383 00:26:14,806 --> 00:26:16,273 Buck up, Bill. 384 00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:25,238 I'll be waiting 385 00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:32,487 in my room. 386 00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:40,223 Now, look here, Bill Cardew, there's something I want you to understand. 387 00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:42,664 -lf you have any intentions of... -Oh, don't worry about me. 388 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:46,430 I know she was just trying to be nice to me. I've lost her. 389 00:26:48,039 --> 00:26:50,803 Well, it's decent of you to realize that. 390 00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:54,912 Can I take you to a hotel? 391 00:26:58,850 --> 00:27:00,943 A little drink before we go? 392 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,918 Why, sure. 393 00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:10,594 The drink I was going to offer you. 394 00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:30,479 That's a wonderful wife you have. 395 00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:32,276 Thanks. 396 00:27:33,218 --> 00:27:35,652 -Well... -You can thank me, too. 397 00:27:35,754 --> 00:27:37,881 It's my own fault that I lost her. 398 00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:40,890 Leaving her alone, taking those crazy trips. 399 00:27:42,027 --> 00:27:45,087 Well, one man's mistake is another man's chance. 400 00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:50,900 Say, you couldn't be hinting that she married me on an emotional bounce-back? 401 00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:53,698 I'm not hinting anything. Use your head. 402 00:27:54,572 --> 00:27:57,473 -What do you mean by that? -What am I hinting, what do I mean? 403 00:27:57,575 --> 00:27:59,941 Forget it. Here's to her, anyway. 404 00:28:01,146 --> 00:28:04,547 -Bill Cardew, I don't like your attitude. -Sit down. 405 00:28:40,819 --> 00:28:44,152 -I said I didn't like your attitude. -What's the matter with you? 406 00:28:44,255 --> 00:28:48,783 Vicky married me because she loves me. It had nothing whatsoever to do with you. 407 00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:50,986 -Good. -Yes, good. 408 00:28:51,096 --> 00:28:53,189 It would have been the same thing if we'd both met her at the same time. 409 00:28:53,298 --> 00:28:55,163 She'd still be my wife. 410 00:28:56,367 --> 00:28:59,393 -Oh, would she? -You're darned right she would. 411 00:29:02,774 --> 00:29:05,675 I was only kidding. Don't take it seriously. 412 00:29:07,645 --> 00:29:11,206 If you've finished your drink, old man, I'll take you to the hotel. 413 00:29:11,316 --> 00:29:13,443 So you think you'd have won her from the start, huh? 414 00:29:13,551 --> 00:29:17,681 -You think you're the head man around here. -Are you ready to leave? 415 00:29:21,693 --> 00:29:25,129 -I'm not leaving. -You're not? 416 00:29:25,230 --> 00:29:30,190 I'm married to Vicky as much as you are. Why don't you drive yourself to the hotel? 417 00:29:30,835 --> 00:29:32,302 Are you crazy? 418 00:29:32,403 --> 00:29:35,839 You heard her ask me to stay. What are you waiting for? 419 00:29:36,975 --> 00:29:40,411 Are you stupid enough to believe that I'd leave you here with my wife? 420 00:29:40,512 --> 00:29:42,707 -Your wife? -Or anybody's wife. 421 00:29:43,982 --> 00:29:45,882 Now, then, if you're through ordering me around, 422 00:29:45,984 --> 00:29:47,952 you can get out yourself. 423 00:29:48,686 --> 00:29:50,847 -Yeah? -Yeah. 424 00:29:55,493 --> 00:29:57,552 Well, go ahead, start something. 425 00:29:57,662 --> 00:30:00,927 You're the loud one. Start something yourself. 426 00:30:01,032 --> 00:30:02,966 For the last time, are you leaving? 427 00:30:03,067 --> 00:30:04,728 -Are you? -No! 428 00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:05,825 No! 429 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:18,210 -Who is it? -It's us! 430 00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:20,177 Come in. 431 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:27,822 -Have you decided anything? -Yes. 432 00:30:27,926 --> 00:30:32,295 My former friend here claimed I wouldn't have a chance even if I stayed. 433 00:30:33,731 --> 00:30:35,289 So I'm staying. 434 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,891 And I'm going to do everything possible to make you decide you love me 435 00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:39,629 and want me for your only husband. 436 00:30:39,737 --> 00:30:42,638 -Why, darling. -Vicky, remember the law. 437 00:30:43,241 --> 00:30:46,005 -What law? -Any law. He can't stay here! 438 00:30:46,110 --> 00:30:50,570 -Why can't he? We have a guest room. -I won't have him in the same house. 439 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,582 You're going to have him in the same room. 440 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:53,776 -What? -What? 441 00:30:53,885 --> 00:30:55,318 Since you men haven't reached a decision, 442 00:30:55,420 --> 00:31:00,050 the only proper thing for me to do is to put both my husbands in the guest room. 443 00:31:00,558 --> 00:31:04,221 -Bill Cardew, I won't stand for this. -Why don't you leave? 444 00:31:07,765 --> 00:31:12,099 Vicky, as your legal husband, I'm asking you to order this cad out of the house. 445 00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:15,468 As her legal husband, I'm asking you to shut your mouth before I slit your throat! 446 00:31:15,573 --> 00:31:16,870 Now, boys. 447 00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:22,336 Henry, dear, where is the robe you used before we bought you the new one? 448 00:31:24,082 --> 00:31:25,743 I won't tell. 449 00:31:25,850 --> 00:31:30,048 Henry, you wouldn't want me to make up my mind right now, would you? 450 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:35,822 It's in the back of the closet. 451 00:31:37,595 --> 00:31:38,721 Vicky. 452 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,763 -Did you find it, dear? -Vicky. 453 00:31:44,769 --> 00:31:48,000 Darling, don't decide against me, please. I promise you, there will never be 454 00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:50,040 another business meeting at night as long as I live. 455 00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:52,234 My whole life will be spent making you happy. 456 00:31:52,343 --> 00:31:55,403 Darling, there'll be theaters, wonderful trips, dinners out... 457 00:31:55,513 --> 00:31:57,447 -Henry, l... -Vicky! 458 00:31:58,082 --> 00:32:01,609 Vicky. Oh, Vicky. Vicky. 459 00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:10,186 -I had a little trouble finding the robe. -Vicky, when can we talk, honey? 460 00:32:10,295 --> 00:32:12,991 When can I tell you all the things I've been saving up for a whole year? 461 00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:15,065 -Darling, if you only knew... -Vicky! 462 00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:16,224 What? 463 00:32:17,068 --> 00:32:19,628 -I saw you! What were you whispering? -I wasn't whispering. 464 00:32:19,737 --> 00:32:22,604 I was showing her where a barracuda bit me. 465 00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:26,275 We'd better go to bed. We'll sleep with our thoughts 466 00:32:26,377 --> 00:32:28,971 and tomorrow we'll be able to settle everything with clear heads. 467 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,071 My thoughts will be sleeping with your thoughts, honey. 468 00:32:31,182 --> 00:32:33,150 A fine thing. 469 00:32:33,251 --> 00:32:36,743 And may I comment in passing that it seems awfully strange to order a man 470 00:32:36,854 --> 00:32:41,257 out of his own bedroom just because a squealing corpse has washed ashore. 471 00:32:42,226 --> 00:32:46,458 This. This is the night I dreamed about while I starved on berries and fish. 472 00:32:47,832 --> 00:32:49,299 Come, darling. 473 00:32:53,338 --> 00:32:54,896 Good night, dears. 474 00:32:55,006 --> 00:32:56,940 -Good night. -Good night. 475 00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:14,613 I heard you. I heard every word. 476 00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:19,254 -You did? Proud of yourself? -I have to protect my own daughter. 477 00:33:19,364 --> 00:33:23,130 -From what? -You could have sent one of them to a hotel. 478 00:33:23,234 --> 00:33:25,532 -Which? -All right, both of them. 479 00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,764 -Why? -Why? 480 00:33:28,873 --> 00:33:32,502 Wouldn't this be a lovely scandal. Two husbands under the same roof. 481 00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:34,305 Oh, they're in the guest room. 482 00:33:34,412 --> 00:33:38,280 Now, look here, Vicky. You're not fooling me, and neither are they. 483 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,317 What do you mean, Dad? 484 00:33:40,418 --> 00:33:44,616 Why, I simply mean that this can't go on. Something's got to be done. 485 00:33:45,556 --> 00:33:48,184 Well, I imagine the proper legal procedure would be to pick one 486 00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:51,352 -and throw the other one out. -Then let's do it. 487 00:33:52,497 --> 00:33:54,124 I asked you before. Which? 488 00:33:54,232 --> 00:33:58,066 -Vicky, you've always been honest with me. -Yes, what? 489 00:33:58,169 --> 00:34:02,868 When you heard today that Bill was alive, you told me it was a horrible situation. 490 00:34:02,974 --> 00:34:07,070 -Do you still think that? -ln a way, yes. 491 00:34:07,178 --> 00:34:09,112 -ln a way? -Yes. 492 00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:10,976 Vicky, you like this! 493 00:34:11,816 --> 00:34:14,148 I like my husbands to love me, to fight for me. 494 00:34:14,252 --> 00:34:16,152 -Vicky! -ls that wrong? 495 00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:19,655 I don't know. It sounds wrong when you use the plural. 496 00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:25,361 Dad, you know I've been a very lonely wife, twice. 497 00:34:25,463 --> 00:34:26,896 -Yes. -Now, all at once, 498 00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:29,865 I'm getting more attention than I ever had in my whole life. 499 00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:33,459 Two men who want me, who'll do everything in their power to get me. 500 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,867 This is awful, but I love it! 501 00:34:38,943 --> 00:34:42,344 Of course, you can't forget that you've got to make a decision as soon as possible. 502 00:34:42,447 --> 00:34:45,041 I can't forget, but I don't have to keep remembering. 503 00:34:45,149 --> 00:34:48,050 In the meantime, two human beings are in the guest room. 504 00:34:48,152 --> 00:34:53,021 Two men who, as you say, will do everything in their power to get you. 505 00:34:53,124 --> 00:34:56,924 I'd say it was high time for an old man to keep his eyes open. 506 00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:04,328 This used to be a room where a man could take off his pants without feeling ashamed. 507 00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:05,663 I guess when you redecorated it 508 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:08,364 you made it just what you've always wanted for your very own room. 509 00:35:08,473 --> 00:35:10,634 Rave on, you wonderful thing. 510 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:15,268 What's this stuff, mosquito netting? 511 00:35:15,379 --> 00:35:17,472 -Dotted swiss. -What? 512 00:35:18,216 --> 00:35:19,649 Dotted swiss. 513 00:35:21,018 --> 00:35:22,451 Dotted swiss. 514 00:35:24,388 --> 00:35:26,948 You even look pretty when you say it. 515 00:35:32,897 --> 00:35:34,524 Which one is mine? 516 00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:37,458 I had nothing to do with this. 517 00:35:37,568 --> 00:35:41,368 Vicky wanted the room this way in case we ever had a daughter. 518 00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:48,134 -You say that to me? -Well, why not? You're a grown boy. 519 00:35:57,955 --> 00:36:01,413 I suppose this is hypnotism, a little thing you picked up on your island? 520 00:36:01,526 --> 00:36:04,290 I was just seeing you at my wedding, my best man. 521 00:36:04,395 --> 00:36:06,420 Oh, that wedding. You should have seen mine. 522 00:36:06,531 --> 00:36:10,262 My best man, standing with his hand on my shoulder, offering a toast. 523 00:36:10,368 --> 00:36:14,236 "To Bill," he says. "The one man in the world I'd gladly die for." 524 00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:18,798 -Did I say that? -Well, I'm ready. Let's see you gladly die. 525 00:36:19,544 --> 00:36:21,341 Times have changed. The world's gone through a lot, 526 00:36:21,445 --> 00:36:24,573 -and people don't think the same. -A hollow promise it was, 527 00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:28,618 as hollow as that thing that pumps water through your veins. 528 00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,882 -Say, where are my suits? -I gave them to a tramp. 529 00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:35,257 You didn't even save one to bury me in? 530 00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:40,160 -Who's going to turn out the lights? -You're paying the bills. Leave them on. 531 00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:41,891 -Come in. -Come in. 532 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:50,636 I just thought I'd see if you were all right. 533 00:36:50,741 --> 00:36:54,541 -I don't feel very good. -No? What's the matter? 534 00:36:54,645 --> 00:36:57,409 Fever, I guess. Deadly tropical fever. 535 00:36:57,515 --> 00:37:01,042 -Your forehead isn't hot. -Don't take your hand away. 536 00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:04,248 Get some aspirin from the cabinet, will you, Henry? 537 00:37:04,355 --> 00:37:07,984 Let him get his own aspirin. I don't feel any too well myself. 538 00:37:08,092 --> 00:37:09,753 -Really, dear? -No. 539 00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:11,828 -Stick out your tongue. -What's my tongue got to do with it? 540 00:37:11,929 --> 00:37:13,829 -You held his head. -Let me see your tongue. 541 00:37:13,931 --> 00:37:16,798 You know your stomach always goes bad first. 542 00:37:21,505 --> 00:37:24,099 I'd be sick if I had that in my mouth. 543 00:37:25,943 --> 00:37:29,344 -You're all right. Did you brush your teeth? -Ask him if he brushed his. 544 00:37:29,447 --> 00:37:31,438 Can I help it if somebody gave my toothbrush to a tramp? 545 00:37:31,549 --> 00:37:34,712 -The tramp wouldn't take it. -Now, please don't quarrel. 546 00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:37,413 We're very happy that Bill has come back. 547 00:37:37,521 --> 00:37:38,647 Vicky! 548 00:37:43,828 --> 00:37:45,853 -Good night, dear. -Vicky. 549 00:37:50,668 --> 00:37:52,260 Good night, dear. 550 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,475 Sleep tight. 551 00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:08,383 Sleep tight! 552 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:16,859 You were in the guest room. 553 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:19,259 -I tucked them in. -Oh, that's nice. 554 00:38:19,363 --> 00:38:22,628 -Now what are they supposed to do? -Sleep tight. 555 00:38:22,733 --> 00:38:25,395 How simple. And to think I was worried. 556 00:38:26,337 --> 00:38:28,271 But just to make sure... 557 00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:30,967 You and your fake snore! 558 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:37,436 -May I ask what you had in mind? -I simply wanted to talk to my wife. 559 00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:39,532 -My wife. -All right, our wife. 560 00:39:39,643 --> 00:39:41,770 It's a fine state of affairs when a man in his own apartment 561 00:39:41,879 --> 00:39:43,642 -has to sneak down the hall... -"Sneak" is a filthy word. 562 00:39:43,748 --> 00:39:45,613 Oh, why do I stand here arguing with you? 563 00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:48,844 -lf you try to set foot in that room... -I'll do what I want. 564 00:39:48,953 --> 00:39:52,650 Right now I'm going to talk to Vicky, and if you don't like it you can lump it. 565 00:39:52,757 --> 00:39:56,557 -Her father would like to hear about this. -Go ahead, tell him. 566 00:40:05,202 --> 00:40:09,366 Darling, I have to talk to you. I can't stand this any longer. 567 00:40:09,473 --> 00:40:11,065 Let's leave everything and go away someplace 568 00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:13,905 where nobody ever heard of us. Just you and l. 569 00:40:14,011 --> 00:40:18,311 All I want is your love and the promise that you'll be with me forever. 570 00:40:18,883 --> 00:40:21,818 -Will you promise, dear? Please? -No! 571 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:40,760 Come on to bed. 572 00:41:28,419 --> 00:41:29,852 Peter! 573 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:40,058 -Well, good morning. -Good morning. 574 00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:43,998 -Good morning. I thought I'd better hurry. -Good morning, honey. 575 00:41:45,936 --> 00:41:49,895 Say, do you always come down to breakfast looking like a tired matron? 576 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:52,771 -Just coffee, Peter. -Yes, Mr. Lowndes. 577 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:57,378 Say, who said you could wear my best suit? 578 00:41:57,481 --> 00:42:01,383 -Best suit? This rag? -I did. Bill always looks so well in blue. 579 00:42:01,485 --> 00:42:04,613 -Oh, and I don't, I suppose. Is that it? -I didn't say that. 580 00:42:04,722 --> 00:42:08,749 -The shoulders are a little tight. -Tight, huh? It hangs on you in folds. 581 00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:12,158 -Oh, I wasn't talking about the stomach. -There's no need to belittle the suit. 582 00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:15,755 Bill's only going to wear it until I take him downtown this morning to buy his own. 583 00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:18,300 You take him downtown, while I work my head off? 584 00:42:18,402 --> 00:42:19,767 -I'll go right with you. -Listen... 585 00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:21,770 What about the linotypers' strike? 586 00:42:21,872 --> 00:42:25,672 You were going to leave me last night to take care of that, remember? 587 00:42:25,776 --> 00:42:29,007 -Well, that was different. -Yes, wasn't it? 588 00:42:29,113 --> 00:42:33,573 Listen to me! We've all slept tight and you've had time to make up your mind. 589 00:42:33,684 --> 00:42:34,946 Now, what have you decided? 590 00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:38,078 Let's wait another day. I shouldn't be hasty about this. 591 00:42:38,188 --> 00:42:43,023 Wait for what? There are laws in this country, and you have to obey them. 592 00:42:43,127 --> 00:42:45,789 What is the law? Especially with Bill legally dead? 593 00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:49,024 I'll find out. I'll go straight to a lawyer. 594 00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:50,998 You'll do nothing of the sort. 595 00:42:51,101 --> 00:42:53,194 This is my problem and I'll work it out myself. 596 00:42:53,304 --> 00:42:54,362 But you're illegal! 597 00:42:54,471 --> 00:42:57,372 Sir, I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't upset Vicky so much. 598 00:42:57,474 --> 00:43:00,500 -After all, I have a lot at stake. -Yes. Me, too. 599 00:43:00,611 --> 00:43:03,341 Are you trying to tell me how to talk to my own daughter? 600 00:43:03,447 --> 00:43:04,937 She's our wife! 601 00:43:10,387 --> 00:43:12,321 I'm terribly sorry, madam. 602 00:43:13,724 --> 00:43:16,784 I... I guess I'm a bit old-fashioned. 603 00:43:20,497 --> 00:43:22,624 That was absolutely brilliant, Cardew. 604 00:43:22,733 --> 00:43:26,032 He'd find out sooner or later. Everybody'll find out. 605 00:43:26,136 --> 00:43:28,070 And we have to be ready to face them. 606 00:43:28,172 --> 00:43:31,266 Vicky, you're not leaving this house until you decide 607 00:43:31,375 --> 00:43:33,240 which one of these men you want for a husband. 608 00:43:33,344 --> 00:43:35,073 Do you understand? 609 00:43:35,179 --> 00:43:38,546 -I guess that's the only thing to do. -You're darned right it is. 610 00:43:38,649 --> 00:43:42,642 I'll be upstairs. You can call me when you've made up your mind. 611 00:43:42,753 --> 00:43:46,245 And to you men, all I can say is that I hope the loser will have 612 00:43:46,357 --> 00:43:48,757 the decency to join the Foreign Legion. 613 00:43:48,859 --> 00:43:51,555 Vicky, while you're deciding, I want you to remember 614 00:43:51,662 --> 00:43:55,462 that I came to you in your darkest hour with all the love that was in my heart. 615 00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:56,863 I want you to remember that. 616 00:43:56,967 --> 00:43:58,594 -Honey, l... -And that our life together, 617 00:43:58,702 --> 00:44:02,729 if you should choose me, will be as happy as it's in my power to make it. 618 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,535 Thank you. 619 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:06,269 Honey, I don't ask you to remember anything. 620 00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:11,280 Just that our love was the first love, the true love, the love that lives forever. 621 00:44:13,951 --> 00:44:16,010 Please, will you wait for me in the living room? 622 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:19,681 -I want to talk to Peter first. -Yes, perhaps we'd better. 623 00:44:19,790 --> 00:44:23,282 -I'll be with you in a minute. -Vicky, I love you. 624 00:44:23,394 --> 00:44:25,225 Oh, come on. 625 00:44:29,533 --> 00:44:31,728 -Oh, let me think. -Certainly. 626 00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,955 -What was the idea of that? -Can you do it? 627 00:45:34,064 --> 00:45:36,089 I could do it if there was a reason for doing it. 628 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,191 -I say you can't. Is that reason enough? -Not at all. 629 00:45:38,302 --> 00:45:40,998 I thought not. 630 00:45:50,881 --> 00:45:54,408 -You think you're so much. -I haven't said a word. 631 00:45:54,518 --> 00:45:57,681 -All right, spell Pithecanthropus erectus. -Why? 632 00:45:57,788 --> 00:45:59,517 -Because I say you can't, that's why. -Who can't? 633 00:45:59,623 --> 00:46:00,715 You can't. 634 00:46:00,824 --> 00:46:04,692 P-l-T-H-E-C-A-N-T-H-R-O-P-U-S- E-R-E-C-T-U-S. 635 00:46:07,531 --> 00:46:08,657 Is that right? 636 00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:10,734 -Yes. -What's it mean? 637 00:46:10,834 --> 00:46:14,497 It's the missing link between ape and man, like an athlete. 638 00:46:24,047 --> 00:46:28,381 -You big show-off! -Oh! No, Henry. Henry, don't. 639 00:46:30,888 --> 00:46:32,150 Henry! 640 00:46:33,824 --> 00:46:36,816 -Are you hurt? -I guess I tripped. 641 00:46:36,927 --> 00:46:39,191 A man of your years shouldn't try a thing like that, Hank. 642 00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:41,093 My years? I'm only three years older than you. 643 00:46:41,532 --> 00:46:45,161 But those are the years that count. 644 00:46:57,314 --> 00:46:59,612 I knew this would happen. 645 00:46:59,716 --> 00:47:02,685 Here I am trying to make the most important decision in my life 646 00:47:02,786 --> 00:47:05,653 and you two men act like children. 647 00:47:05,756 --> 00:47:07,348 Are you all right, Bill? 648 00:47:07,457 --> 00:47:10,483 -How did it happen? -Your years started counting. 649 00:47:11,128 --> 00:47:14,564 Now, come over here, both of you. 650 00:47:15,399 --> 00:47:17,458 And sit quietly 651 00:47:21,305 --> 00:47:24,638 while I try to think. 652 00:47:39,156 --> 00:47:40,282 Well, 653 00:47:41,425 --> 00:47:44,792 I can't. I can't send one of you away. 654 00:47:44,895 --> 00:47:47,125 I'm going crazy! 655 00:47:51,201 --> 00:47:53,294 I guess it's up to us. 656 00:47:54,204 --> 00:47:55,933 We should never have wished this on her in the first place. 657 00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:59,805 -What will it be? Toss a coin? -No. That sounds too carefree. 658 00:47:59,910 --> 00:48:02,902 -All right, what? -We'll draw lots. 659 00:48:03,013 --> 00:48:04,878 -For what? -For you. 660 00:48:04,982 --> 00:48:07,974 -You mean, like I was a lottery prize? -Vicky, will you be reasonable? 661 00:48:08,085 --> 00:48:09,985 Something has to be done and we're doing it. 662 00:48:10,087 --> 00:48:12,851 -We can... -Don't I have anything to say? 663 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:16,192 -Then say it. -We're settling this thing like men, Vicky. 664 00:48:16,293 --> 00:48:18,227 That was the agreement. 665 00:48:21,465 --> 00:48:22,591 How will we do it? 666 00:48:22,699 --> 00:48:25,293 We can take two pieces of paper and make a cross on one of them. 667 00:48:25,402 --> 00:48:27,597 Then we'll fold them and put them in a hat or a bowl or something. 668 00:48:27,704 --> 00:48:29,137 And the one who draws the cross gets Vicky? 669 00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,104 And the one who draws the blank gets the gate. 670 00:48:31,208 --> 00:48:35,008 -You both sound so cold-blooded. -Can you think of a better way? 671 00:48:35,879 --> 00:48:37,403 -No. -Then would you mind getting 672 00:48:37,514 --> 00:48:39,607 a pencil and paper? 673 00:48:40,217 --> 00:48:45,314 Of all the crazy... I have a good mind to pack my things and leave you both. 674 00:48:45,422 --> 00:48:47,515 We should have thought of this last night. 675 00:48:47,624 --> 00:48:49,922 It would have saved us walking around in our bare feet. 676 00:48:50,027 --> 00:48:52,325 Treating me like I was a free trip to Niagara Falls. 677 00:48:52,429 --> 00:48:55,830 Remember, the one who draws the blank renounces all claims to Vicky. 678 00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:58,026 He vanishes from the scene like a puff of smoke. 679 00:48:58,135 --> 00:49:00,933 Never to be heard from again. 680 00:49:04,741 --> 00:49:09,235 Well, there's no need for the loser to go all the way to Siberia, you know? 681 00:49:09,346 --> 00:49:11,280 We're handling this. 682 00:49:11,381 --> 00:49:15,078 Now, remember, the paper with the cross wins Vicky. 683 00:49:15,185 --> 00:49:17,779 The one who draws the blank... 684 00:49:17,888 --> 00:49:20,356 For him, nothing. Oblivion. 685 00:49:21,425 --> 00:49:26,761 -This is kind of dramatic. -Well, there's happiness for one... 686 00:49:26,863 --> 00:49:29,058 And misery for the other. 687 00:49:33,370 --> 00:49:34,962 Here, mix them. 688 00:49:35,072 --> 00:49:37,870 -l... -Mix them good. 689 00:49:41,311 --> 00:49:43,745 All right, Bill, you draw first. 690 00:49:46,950 --> 00:49:48,713 No, you go. 691 00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:50,081 It's your privilege. You're her first husband. 692 00:49:50,187 --> 00:49:53,850 That's right, Bill. 693 00:49:55,859 --> 00:49:58,885 -Oh, this is terrible. I'm beginning to sweat. -What about me? 694 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:02,523 Buck up, Bill. 695 00:50:05,602 --> 00:50:09,060 Oh, it's no good. My nerves are all shot after a year on that island. 696 00:50:09,172 --> 00:50:11,868 -Close your eyes and plunge. -Yes, hurry! 697 00:50:13,610 --> 00:50:15,942 All right, get it over. 698 00:50:24,421 --> 00:50:25,854 What is it? 699 00:50:28,792 --> 00:50:30,350 Poor Bill. 700 00:50:34,097 --> 00:50:35,325 Blank! 701 00:50:35,432 --> 00:50:38,868 Oh, my poor darling! Oh! 702 00:50:38,969 --> 00:50:42,268 Don't pity me. I made a bargain and I'll stick to it. 703 00:50:42,372 --> 00:50:44,101 Anyway, I learned to live alone on that island 704 00:50:44,207 --> 00:50:47,904 for 365 dreary days and 365 horrible nights. 705 00:50:48,011 --> 00:50:51,845 Don't feel that way, dear. You'll come to see us often, won't you? 706 00:50:51,948 --> 00:50:54,382 He will not. Well, old man, now that everything is settled, 707 00:50:54,484 --> 00:50:57,385 -shall I call a cab for you? -Don't rush him! 708 00:50:57,487 --> 00:51:00,422 -Yes, don't rush me. -Well, you lost, didn't you? 709 00:51:00,524 --> 00:51:03,823 -Do you want to make it harder on all of us? -Henry! 710 00:51:03,927 --> 00:51:05,690 You seem plenty anxious to get me out of here. 711 00:51:05,796 --> 00:51:10,233 Oh, no, not at all, Bill. Take your time. Take all of half an hour. 712 00:51:10,333 --> 00:51:13,166 Before I go, would you mind letting me see that other piece of paper? 713 00:51:13,270 --> 00:51:14,601 The one with the cross on it? 714 00:51:14,704 --> 00:51:17,332 Why don't you be a good loser and leave? 715 00:51:17,441 --> 00:51:18,840 Let me see that paper you drew. 716 00:51:18,942 --> 00:51:20,569 -Why do you want to see it? -Just curiosity. 717 00:51:20,677 --> 00:51:23,271 That's a fine thing to say in front of Vicky. "Just curiosity." 718 00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:26,042 When your heart should be one great, aching wound. 719 00:51:26,149 --> 00:51:27,446 I'm going to have the two pieces framed 720 00:51:27,551 --> 00:51:30,042 as a souvenir of the saddest moment of my life. 721 00:51:30,153 --> 00:51:31,586 -Now, where's that piece of paper? -Let him have it. 722 00:51:31,688 --> 00:51:33,883 Any other piece will do. I threw that piece in the fireplace. 723 00:51:33,990 --> 00:51:36,618 You did not. You put it in your robe pocket. Now, give it to me, before I take it from you. 724 00:51:36,726 --> 00:51:39,286 -You can go to blazes! -Vicky, grab him! 725 00:51:43,166 --> 00:51:45,566 -What did he do? Give it to him. -I will not! 726 00:51:45,669 --> 00:51:47,000 -Why not? -He hurt my feelings. 727 00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:48,662 I won't have my feelings hurt! 728 00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:50,467 What's going on down there? 729 00:51:50,574 --> 00:51:52,542 I'm warning you! Stop, before it's too late! 730 00:51:56,279 --> 00:51:57,906 Vicky, hit him over the head with the poker. 731 00:51:58,014 --> 00:52:00,073 What's going on here? 732 00:52:00,450 --> 00:52:01,542 Get him! 733 00:52:02,786 --> 00:52:05,516 Stop this, or I'll call the police! 734 00:52:05,622 --> 00:52:09,649 -Now, Vicky, that's it. -I can't hit Henry! 735 00:52:13,230 --> 00:52:14,663 -Give me that paper! -I haven't got any paper! 736 00:52:14,764 --> 00:52:17,062 -Dad! Dad! -Let go of me. 737 00:52:17,167 --> 00:52:19,761 -Daddy. Dad. Say something, Dad. -Let go of me. Let go of my robe. 738 00:52:19,870 --> 00:52:21,235 -Sure, I'll let go. -Say something, dear. 739 00:52:21,338 --> 00:52:23,238 -Can you hear me? Look at me, Dad. -Give me that paper. 740 00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:24,307 -You'll be all right. -Get off me! 741 00:52:24,407 --> 00:52:26,398 Will you stop fighting and help me with Dad? Look what you've done to him! 742 00:52:26,510 --> 00:52:27,534 -I told you, I threw it away! -Oh, no, you didn't. 743 00:52:27,644 --> 00:52:30,511 Ouch! Let go, I'll give you your old paper. 744 00:52:30,614 --> 00:52:35,779 Help! Somebody help! He can't talk! Oh, God! Try, Dad. 745 00:52:35,886 --> 00:52:38,753 Oh, no, you don't! Give it to me. Come on. Give it to me. 746 00:52:38,855 --> 00:52:43,588 Dad, say something to me. Say something. Dad, speak. Say something. 747 00:52:43,693 --> 00:52:45,558 What's going on here? 748 00:52:45,662 --> 00:52:47,493 Vicky! Look! 749 00:52:48,365 --> 00:52:50,595 -Blank! -Sure! Both pieces were blank! 750 00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:52,964 That's why he made me draw first, so I'd think he drew the cross. 751 00:52:53,069 --> 00:52:54,866 Oh, Vicky, I couldn't stand the thought of losing you. 752 00:52:54,971 --> 00:52:57,303 He didn't mean to cheat, Bill. Did you, Henry? 753 00:52:57,407 --> 00:53:00,570 -I said, what's going on here? -I'll tell you what's going on. 754 00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:02,235 We agreed to draw lots for your daughter, 755 00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:04,540 to play fair and square, and this dirty dog cheated! 756 00:53:04,648 --> 00:53:07,014 -You drew lots for my daughter? -Yes, and he pretended... 757 00:53:07,117 --> 00:53:09,347 -You drew lots? -Stop shouting! 758 00:53:09,452 --> 00:53:11,283 You were the one who told us to settle this right away. 759 00:53:11,388 --> 00:53:14,084 Vicky, if you don't make your choice like an intelligent, civilized... 760 00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:16,716 How can l, when you keep rushing me? 761 00:53:16,826 --> 00:53:19,056 I can't make up my mind when we we're all together, 762 00:53:19,162 --> 00:53:21,323 with two husbands staring me in the face! 763 00:53:21,431 --> 00:53:23,922 -I can't even think anymore! -Yes, leave her alone. 764 00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:26,502 -Yes, let her alone. -Who's talking to you? 765 00:53:26,603 --> 00:53:28,571 I have a right to know what you are going to do. 766 00:53:28,672 --> 00:53:34,611 I don't know. If I could see my husbands apart, one at a time... 767 00:53:34,711 --> 00:53:37,339 Like if I went out with Bill to help him pick a suit... 768 00:53:37,447 --> 00:53:38,846 -Vicky! -Shut up! 769 00:53:38,949 --> 00:53:43,113 And we'd talk things over like two normal people, just Bill and l. 770 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:44,653 Then I'd go to Henry... 771 00:53:44,754 --> 00:53:46,051 -Why? -You shut up! 772 00:53:46,156 --> 00:53:49,592 I'd go to Henry and we'd do the same thing. Talk things over, alone. 773 00:53:49,693 --> 00:53:52,127 Then I'd know! That's the way to settle this. 774 00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:54,424 That's the only way, whether you like it or not! 775 00:53:54,531 --> 00:53:56,055 Oh, Vicky. 776 00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:58,566 -Any objections? -Well... 777 00:53:58,668 --> 00:54:01,193 Somebody might say the wrong thing right now. 778 00:54:01,304 --> 00:54:03,238 -I think it's a great idea. -So do l. 779 00:54:03,340 --> 00:54:07,436 -Don't mind me. I'm only an idiot. -All right, come on, Henry. 780 00:54:07,544 --> 00:54:10,069 Go upstairs and get dressed, and go to your office. 781 00:54:10,180 --> 00:54:12,375 I'll see you there just as soon as I've finished with Bill. 782 00:54:12,482 --> 00:54:16,475 -How long will you be? -An hour. Maybe a little longer. Now, go on. 783 00:54:20,290 --> 00:54:23,657 Do you mind if I talk while you're thinking? It won't be loud. 784 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,751 All right. 785 00:54:25,862 --> 00:54:28,763 It starts with I love you, but you know that. 786 00:54:29,833 --> 00:54:33,564 -Maybe. -I do, honey. I always did! 787 00:54:33,670 --> 00:54:36,867 -Then why did you leave me? -Don't say it that way. 788 00:54:36,973 --> 00:54:40,272 I was supposed to be back in a month. And when I realized I wouldn't, 789 00:54:40,377 --> 00:54:41,742 when I came to on this island... 790 00:54:41,845 --> 00:54:44,973 -With your head in a native girl's lap? -With my head in a pile of seaweed. 791 00:54:45,081 --> 00:54:47,072 It was terrible. 792 00:54:47,183 --> 00:54:50,050 Did you think about me very much? 793 00:54:50,153 --> 00:54:52,451 All the time. I nearly went mad. 794 00:54:52,555 --> 00:54:54,887 Lying alone at night, remembering you just as you were 795 00:54:54,991 --> 00:54:58,256 when you kissed me goodbye. That little blue hat with the feather in it. 796 00:54:58,361 --> 00:55:00,488 Those slippers with no toes, so tiny. 797 00:55:00,597 --> 00:55:02,155 -That fur cape. -Blue fox. 798 00:55:02,265 --> 00:55:05,063 Yeah, that's what I remembered best. 799 00:55:05,168 --> 00:55:06,999 The last sight of you as I kissed you. 800 00:55:07,437 --> 00:55:12,374 And that was my torture, wondering if I'd live to kiss you again. 801 00:55:12,475 --> 00:55:14,136 Kiss me. 802 00:55:18,682 --> 00:55:20,912 -Gee! -My heart, feel it. 803 00:55:21,017 --> 00:55:22,575 It's beating. 804 00:55:22,686 --> 00:55:24,984 -How about yours? -Mine, too. 805 00:55:25,088 --> 00:55:27,921 Oh, Vicky, wouldn't it be wonderful if I had never done anything to hurt you? 806 00:55:28,024 --> 00:55:31,858 If I'd just met you and said, "Here's the girl I've been waiting for all my life!" 807 00:55:31,961 --> 00:55:35,124 Because you are, honey, and I'll never let you go! 808 00:55:39,703 --> 00:55:41,728 -Gee! -Do you feel the way I do, Vicky? 809 00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:43,533 The blood pounding in your ears and your lips dry 810 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,505 -and a million needles in your body? -Four million. 811 00:55:45,608 --> 00:55:47,803 -We're the ones, aren't we, Vicky? -I haven't felt like this since... 812 00:55:47,911 --> 00:55:51,677 -You belong with me. Can't you tell? -You're right. I belong with you. 813 00:55:51,781 --> 00:55:54,750 Oh, Vicky, I'm a bridegroom all over again. 814 00:55:55,318 --> 00:55:57,013 There will have to be dinner tonight to celebrate. 815 00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:59,179 -Where shall we go? -Frank's. Remember Frank's? 816 00:55:59,289 --> 00:56:01,223 Do l? That's where we learned the Lambeth Walk. 817 00:56:01,324 --> 00:56:04,521 -The Lambeth Walk? -Yes. Don't you remember that... 818 00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:07,254 What's the matter? 819 00:56:08,064 --> 00:56:11,033 That's the dance I learned with Henry. 820 00:56:12,435 --> 00:56:14,266 At Frank's, our place? 821 00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:18,034 Don't say that, dear. Anyone can go there, even Henry. 822 00:56:18,141 --> 00:56:20,666 You'll tell him you picked me, Vicky. You can't back down now, 823 00:56:20,777 --> 00:56:22,745 not after you've promised. Henry's strong. 824 00:56:22,846 --> 00:56:25,542 He can face it. Please, honey. 825 00:56:25,648 --> 00:56:27,980 I'll... I'll tell him. 826 00:56:29,486 --> 00:56:32,284 -Poor Henry. -Poor Henry. 827 00:56:33,089 --> 00:56:36,525 Not a word? But it's 4:30. 828 00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:42,257 Thank you, Peter. 829 00:56:54,677 --> 00:56:56,304 Hello, dear. 830 00:56:58,114 --> 00:56:59,411 Hello. 831 00:57:01,885 --> 00:57:05,981 -Henry, don't you feel well? -I'm all right. Don't mind me. 832 00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:12,259 I suppose you have something to tell me? 833 00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:15,788 Yes, dear. Bill and l, 834 00:57:17,634 --> 00:57:19,568 we... 835 00:57:19,769 --> 00:57:21,236 Bought a suit. 836 00:57:23,139 --> 00:57:26,404 -That's nice. -Gray. Light gray. 837 00:57:27,477 --> 00:57:30,935 I didn't eat. Did you enjoy your lunch? 838 00:57:31,714 --> 00:57:36,447 We ate in a little restaurant off Broadway, and then we went to lnspiration Point. 839 00:57:36,553 --> 00:57:40,887 It sounds romantic. Yes, it was. I mean... 840 00:57:40,990 --> 00:57:42,582 I know. 841 00:57:45,195 --> 00:57:47,527 Henry, don't act like this. Please. 842 00:57:47,630 --> 00:57:51,259 How else can I be, sitting here hour after hour alone, thinking? 843 00:57:51,367 --> 00:57:56,100 -About the linotypers' strike? -Vicky! About myself. 844 00:57:56,973 --> 00:58:01,410 Well, maybe if you took something, dear. Get the acid out of your system. 845 00:58:01,511 --> 00:58:05,379 Vicky, l... I wish you all the happiness in the world. 846 00:58:06,616 --> 00:58:08,811 What do you mean? 847 00:58:10,220 --> 00:58:13,189 Don't misunderstand why I'm doing this, dear. 848 00:58:13,289 --> 00:58:16,281 The months I've been married to you are the happiest in my life, 849 00:58:16,392 --> 00:58:19,054 and if I had the opportunity to live them over, 850 00:58:19,162 --> 00:58:22,154 even knowing they'd be followed by heartbreak, 851 00:58:22,265 --> 00:58:26,258 I'd come to you once more with all my love. 852 00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:33,206 You're so sweet, Henry. 853 00:58:33,309 --> 00:58:39,339 Yes, I'm sweet. I know, I'm just a plain, dull, stodgy businessman. 854 00:58:40,550 --> 00:58:43,348 Why should any woman want me? 855 00:58:44,554 --> 00:58:46,181 I married you. 856 00:58:47,457 --> 00:58:48,788 Why? 857 00:58:48,892 --> 00:58:50,325 Well... 858 00:58:52,061 --> 00:58:54,791 How can you ask a thing like that? 859 00:58:54,898 --> 00:58:56,490 See? 860 00:58:58,067 --> 00:59:02,766 And Bill, he's everything a woman loves. 861 00:59:02,872 --> 00:59:06,501 Handsome, reckless, unreliable, 862 00:59:06,609 --> 00:59:09,407 athletic, selfish. 863 00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:15,815 I'm licked, Vicky. There's no use fighting. I'm going away. 864 00:59:15,919 --> 00:59:19,946 -Well, if that's the way you feel. -How I feel has nothing to do with it. 865 00:59:20,056 --> 00:59:22,456 Far be it from me to interfere with your plans. 866 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:26,791 Go ahead, quit. But what kind of a man gives up before the fighting starts? 867 00:59:26,896 --> 00:59:29,729 -I haven't a chance. -Neither did Washington at Valley Forge, 868 00:59:29,832 --> 00:59:33,233 nor Lincoln, nor Fulton, nor the men who invented the airplane. 869 00:59:33,336 --> 00:59:36,305 Think of their heartbreaks, struggling against tremendous odds 870 00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:40,274 with the whole world laughing at them. 871 00:59:40,376 --> 00:59:45,313 But they laughed right back and carried on with every ounce of strength they had. 872 00:59:45,415 --> 00:59:48,612 Day after day, night after night. On and on until they won! 873 00:59:48,718 --> 00:59:53,087 -l... I shouldn't give up? -Of course not! Carry on! 874 00:59:53,189 --> 00:59:57,023 Never take no for an answer. You can't lose if you have the will to win. 875 00:59:57,126 --> 01:00:00,618 The spirit to stay in there and keep fighting until the last man is downed. 876 01:00:00,730 --> 01:00:04,131 -Are there others? -I'm speaking theoretically. 877 01:00:05,868 --> 01:00:09,326 Don't quit now! Don't hang your head and run away. 878 01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:10,770 Fight for the woman you love! 879 01:00:10,873 --> 01:00:13,068 -Darling! You're mine. -That's the way to talk! 880 01:00:13,176 --> 01:00:15,542 Why, there's only one man for you, and I'm that man. 881 01:00:15,645 --> 01:00:17,476 -That's it! -And tonight we celebrate. 882 01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:19,980 -Tonight we tell the world. -Right. 883 01:00:22,385 --> 01:00:24,319 But who'll tell Bill? 884 01:00:26,689 --> 01:00:29,021 -Oh, Henry. Henry, l... -Don't worry darling, don't worry. 885 01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:32,117 I'll tell him. Oh, Vicky, do you realize what you've done for me? 886 01:00:32,228 --> 01:00:33,354 -Yes? -You've dragged me out 887 01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:36,432 of the mire of despair. Darling, this is the beginning of a better 888 01:00:36,532 --> 01:00:39,592 and finer life for both of us. And tonight's the celebration. 889 01:00:39,702 --> 01:00:42,535 -Guess where we celebrate? Guess. -Henry, I have something I must... 890 01:00:42,639 --> 01:00:44,436 -Frank's. -Yes, Frank's. 891 01:00:44,540 --> 01:00:47,509 Dinner at Frank's with the most wonderful woman in the world. 892 01:00:50,113 --> 01:00:52,911 -Poor Bill. -Yes, poor Bill. 893 01:00:57,654 --> 01:01:00,145 Go the limit, Peter. Make me something to remember. 894 01:01:00,256 --> 01:01:04,090 The tie is so important, sir. It either makes or breaks. 895 01:01:04,193 --> 01:01:07,094 Was that the door downstairs? 896 01:01:07,196 --> 01:01:10,256 -No, sir. -Mrs. Lowndes should be back. 897 01:01:11,334 --> 01:01:14,132 Oh, well, a woman at her hairdresser's. 898 01:01:15,972 --> 01:01:18,566 -I haven't had this thing on in months. -lt fits you beautifully, Mr. Lowndes. 899 01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:21,269 I didn't realize, sir, that your shoulders are so broad. 900 01:01:21,377 --> 01:01:23,675 Didn't you? Are they? 901 01:01:27,250 --> 01:01:29,980 I'll move your things back into Mrs. Lowndes' room immediately, sir. 902 01:01:30,086 --> 01:01:35,285 -Yes, thanks, I'll be downstairs. -And I must say, sir, congratulations. 903 01:01:35,391 --> 01:01:37,188 -Thank you again, Peter. -Mr. Lowndes. 904 01:01:37,293 --> 01:01:39,727 -Yes? -Will Mr. Cardew be dining here tonight? 905 01:01:39,829 --> 01:01:41,854 I'm sure I don't know. 906 01:01:42,765 --> 01:01:44,892 -Poor fellow. -Sir? 907 01:01:45,001 --> 01:01:47,697 I said I didn't know. 908 01:01:49,338 --> 01:01:52,102 -Seventy-five East? -Yes. 909 01:01:54,444 --> 01:01:57,504 No! No, don't stop, go on. 910 01:02:01,451 --> 01:02:02,975 Some screwball. 911 01:02:04,220 --> 01:02:08,680 -Where do you want to go, ma'am? -Drive around the block, please. 912 01:02:09,859 --> 01:02:11,326 Do you want to make an easy half-dollar, son? 913 01:02:11,427 --> 01:02:13,327 -Yes, sir. What do I do? -Well, when I come back out, 914 01:02:13,429 --> 01:02:16,125 just put on your prettiest smile and start singing Here Comes The Bride. 915 01:02:16,232 --> 01:02:19,224 -Sure thing. Is that you? -That's me. 916 01:02:19,335 --> 01:02:21,030 That's right. 917 01:02:30,513 --> 01:02:32,879 Darling. Together at last. 918 01:02:35,318 --> 01:02:39,414 -Well, where do you think you're... -Well, where do you think you're... 919 01:02:39,522 --> 01:02:40,921 Well? 920 01:02:41,591 --> 01:02:44,822 -Well yourself. -Where's Vicky? 921 01:02:44,927 --> 01:02:46,895 -Why? -Didn't she tell you? 922 01:02:46,996 --> 01:02:50,227 -She told me she decided to stay with me. -That's what I mean... She what? 923 01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:53,996 You heard me. Now may I ask where the devil you think you're going? 924 01:02:54,103 --> 01:02:56,196 I thought I was going to Frank's. 925 01:02:56,305 --> 01:02:58,398 Because she also decided to stay with me. 926 01:02:58,508 --> 01:03:01,443 -She... She... -Yeah. She! 927 01:03:06,749 --> 01:03:09,809 -Did I tell you, you look lovely? -Thanks, sweetheart. 928 01:03:09,919 --> 01:03:14,356 -Why should she do a thing like this? -Because we're both so sweet! 929 01:03:14,457 --> 01:03:17,085 -Let's pull out of here. -Leave her flat. We'll show her. 930 01:03:17,193 --> 01:03:18,785 -Right, we'll show her. -Yeah. 931 01:03:19,896 --> 01:03:21,921 -You know something, though? -What? 932 01:03:22,031 --> 01:03:23,726 Maybe she couldn't help it. 933 01:03:23,833 --> 01:03:25,801 Maybe it's like she says, she loves us both so much, 934 01:03:25,902 --> 01:03:29,497 -she can't kick one of us out. -I guess she is in a pretty tough spot. 935 01:03:30,439 --> 01:03:34,068 -She's been a good little wife. -To both of us. 936 01:03:34,177 --> 01:03:37,203 -Let's stay. -All right, let's stay. 937 01:03:37,313 --> 01:03:39,907 -But punish her. -Make her suffer. 938 01:03:40,016 --> 01:03:43,179 -Give her the works! -Poor Vicky! 939 01:03:43,286 --> 01:03:45,117 Yeah, poor Vicky. 940 01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:54,156 To think that the woman we trusted would do this to us. 941 01:03:54,263 --> 01:03:57,323 Yes, after we've given her the best years of our lives. 942 01:04:05,274 --> 01:04:06,707 I'm waiting. 943 01:04:10,746 --> 01:04:12,907 Say it! I deserve it. 944 01:04:16,018 --> 01:04:19,419 Oh, l... I know what you're thinking. 945 01:04:19,522 --> 01:04:21,513 Go ahead and think it. 946 01:04:21,624 --> 01:04:24,491 You couldn't understand how a woman could be this cruel to two men just because 947 01:04:24,594 --> 01:04:27,722 she loved them and doesn't want to hurt them. 948 01:04:28,831 --> 01:04:31,823 You couldn't believe that I meant what I said to both of you, could you? 949 01:04:31,934 --> 01:04:35,165 I can't help it if it doesn't make sense! 950 01:04:38,107 --> 01:04:39,438 Talk to me. 951 01:04:42,945 --> 01:04:45,413 -Bill. -Yes, Hank? 952 01:04:45,581 --> 01:04:46,980 How do you feel? 953 01:04:47,083 --> 01:04:50,052 Like a man who's had his insides torn out and can't die. 954 01:04:50,152 --> 01:04:52,120 Have you any faith left in anything? 955 01:04:52,221 --> 01:04:53,415 No. 956 01:04:54,824 --> 01:04:57,725 Look at me, please. I'm here. 957 01:04:59,328 --> 01:05:01,888 Say anything you want, but say it to me. 958 01:05:01,998 --> 01:05:04,489 Have you ever known anyone as cold and as heartless? 959 01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:09,560 I've read about them. The women who break a man's soul and laugh in his face. 960 01:05:09,672 --> 01:05:12,197 I've tried to apologize, I've done everything I could. 961 01:05:12,308 --> 01:05:15,539 And here sit two men who love just such a woman. 962 01:05:16,279 --> 01:05:21,945 Two bitter disillusioned shells with nothing to live for. 963 01:05:22,051 --> 01:05:24,417 Nothing. 964 01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:26,215 Will you listen? 965 01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:30,181 All right, that's enough for me. 966 01:05:30,293 --> 01:05:32,625 If you don't want to be human you don't have to. 967 01:05:32,728 --> 01:05:34,593 I don't care what you think, about me or anything else. 968 01:05:34,697 --> 01:05:37,131 Now get out! Get out of this house! 969 01:05:39,101 --> 01:05:41,467 Where are you going? 970 01:05:41,570 --> 01:05:44,038 -Hey! What's the matter? -Dad, stop them! 971 01:05:44,140 --> 01:05:46,108 They've gone. 972 01:05:46,208 --> 01:05:47,573 What happened? 973 01:05:50,846 --> 01:05:54,304 -Will you be dining at home, sir? -Home? What home? 974 01:06:00,356 --> 01:06:01,880 I suppose you're crying. 975 01:06:01,991 --> 01:06:03,754 -No. -All right. 976 01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:06,084 Now. 977 01:06:06,195 --> 01:06:10,029 What happened to that beautiful scheme of yours of seeing one at a time? 978 01:06:10,132 --> 01:06:14,193 -I promised to stay married to them both. -Both? 979 01:06:14,303 --> 01:06:16,669 They found it out when they met here. 980 01:06:16,772 --> 01:06:19,070 They wouldn't talk to me, so I told them to get out. 981 01:06:19,175 --> 01:06:22,110 Vicky, you're a downright heel. 982 01:06:22,211 --> 01:06:27,808 I know it. But you can't hurt one by picking the other if you love the two of them. 983 01:06:27,917 --> 01:06:30,818 Making pitiful fools of both because you don't want to offend one. 984 01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:33,286 Now, isn't that insane? 985 01:06:33,389 --> 01:06:36,790 Well, it's all over now. It's my own fault. 986 01:06:36,892 --> 01:06:40,988 It's selfish to say this, Dad, but it was wonderful while it lasted. 987 01:06:41,097 --> 01:06:42,621 Any woman would be thrilled when suddenly 988 01:06:42,732 --> 01:06:45,997 her husband fell madly in love with her all over again. 989 01:06:46,268 --> 01:06:49,032 -And two husbands! -Now, there you go again. 990 01:06:49,638 --> 01:06:54,098 Saying they'd do anything for me if I'd only tell them I loved them. 991 01:06:54,210 --> 01:06:58,806 -That's something, Dad. -lt certainly is, if you like dog fights. 992 01:06:58,914 --> 01:07:04,352 And so for a night and a day I had all the love and attention two men could give. 993 01:07:04,453 --> 01:07:07,581 Now I have nothing. And they... 994 01:07:09,325 --> 01:07:11,793 -Dad, we've got to find them. -Find them? Why? 995 01:07:11,894 --> 01:07:14,362 They're my husbands. I've sent them away. 996 01:07:14,463 --> 01:07:16,294 Blamed them for something that was my fault. 997 01:07:16,399 --> 01:07:18,128 How do you think they'll feel about me? 998 01:07:18,234 --> 01:07:20,134 We've got to find them before they do something desperate. 999 01:07:20,236 --> 01:07:22,636 But, Vicky, this is so silly. Where will we look? 1000 01:07:22,738 --> 01:07:24,899 -Now, come on. -Vicky, be sensible. 1001 01:07:25,007 --> 01:07:28,443 If they're going to do something desperate, let's get a good night's sleep. 1002 01:07:28,544 --> 01:07:31,138 -ln the morning we can call the morgue. -Come on. 1003 01:07:45,728 --> 01:07:49,687 Well, at least, after forty-five years, I've seen New York. 1004 01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:51,397 -Do you know what that cab fare... -Peter. 1005 01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,229 Are Mr. Lowndes and Mr. Cardew home yet? 1006 01:07:53,335 --> 01:07:54,700 No, madam. 1007 01:07:55,971 --> 01:07:58,496 -Will you have breakfast, madam? -No, thank you. 1008 01:07:58,607 --> 01:08:02,600 -I will. Upstairs, in bed. -Very good, sir. 1009 01:08:03,012 --> 01:08:05,913 You'd better get some rest. All we can do is wait. 1010 01:08:06,015 --> 01:08:07,505 No! 1011 01:08:08,684 --> 01:08:11,847 Oh, what have they done? Where are they? 1012 01:08:15,391 --> 01:08:17,757 Think she's been punished enough? 1013 01:08:19,428 --> 01:08:21,658 -No. -Let her suffer, huh? 1014 01:08:21,764 --> 01:08:23,391 Let her suffer. 1015 01:08:26,135 --> 01:08:29,195 -What's the matter? -Maybe it's enough. 1016 01:08:29,305 --> 01:08:32,172 -Yeah, maybe it's enough. -Sure. 1017 01:08:32,274 --> 01:08:33,764 So long, little chums. 1018 01:08:37,379 --> 01:08:39,108 Hello, operator. 1019 01:08:39,215 --> 01:08:44,482 Operator, I want to check with the police department on missing persons. 1020 01:08:45,521 --> 01:08:48,388 Yes, drownings and things. 1021 01:08:52,862 --> 01:08:54,921 Missing Persons, Adult. McDermott. 1022 01:08:55,030 --> 01:08:58,557 This is Victoria Lowndes, 75... 1023 01:08:58,968 --> 01:09:01,300 Yes, I got that. Yes, ma'am? 1024 01:09:01,403 --> 01:09:05,430 I was wondering if you'd heard anything of two men in dress suits. 1025 01:09:05,541 --> 01:09:08,669 Both tall, one dark-haired, the other blonde. 1026 01:09:08,777 --> 01:09:10,836 Who are they and what might I be hearing? 1027 01:09:10,946 --> 01:09:17,715 Mr. Henry Lowndes is the blonde, and Bill, I mean, William Cardew, was the other. 1028 01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:20,050 There's nothing come in on them from the morgue yet. 1029 01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:22,989 But it's still early. Relations? 1030 01:09:23,092 --> 01:09:25,151 Yes, they're my husbands. 1031 01:09:25,261 --> 01:09:26,592 Husbands? 1032 01:09:29,698 --> 01:09:31,996 What about those two husbands? 1033 01:09:32,401 --> 01:09:33,368 Hello! 1034 01:09:35,237 --> 01:09:36,295 Hello! 1035 01:09:36,405 --> 01:09:37,633 Did you say something? 1036 01:09:37,740 --> 01:09:40,504 Lady, I heard you as plain as you're hearing me now. 1037 01:09:40,609 --> 01:09:41,769 What? 1038 01:09:41,877 --> 01:09:44,937 I said I heard you as plain as you're hearing me! 1039 01:09:45,047 --> 01:09:47,072 I know what I said on my own telephone. 1040 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:49,879 I said, Mr. Cardew is a friend of my husband's. 1041 01:09:49,985 --> 01:09:53,443 And never mind, anyway, because I can take care of everything myself. 1042 01:09:53,556 --> 01:09:56,753 You'd just better forget about the whole thing. Goodbye. 1043 01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:02,892 Forget the whole thing, huh? 1044 01:10:03,599 --> 01:10:05,897 Get Lieutenant Sullivan! 1045 01:10:25,154 --> 01:10:27,520 -Hello, dear. -Hello, honey. 1046 01:10:27,623 --> 01:10:30,956 I trust you gentlemen had a pleasant night? 1047 01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:34,029 While Dad and I upset the whole city looking for you! 1048 01:10:34,129 --> 01:10:36,859 -You worried, huh? -She worried. 1049 01:10:36,966 --> 01:10:40,424 Why I did, I'll never know. Where did you go? 1050 01:10:40,536 --> 01:10:42,003 Oh, places. 1051 01:10:42,104 --> 01:10:45,232 -Dumps. Joints. Huh? -I see. 1052 01:10:45,341 --> 01:10:48,310 The condemned men had a hearty drunk. 1053 01:10:48,410 --> 01:10:51,971 Do you know what you are? You're hateful, both of you. 1054 01:10:52,081 --> 01:10:54,948 You say that, after what we went through for you? 1055 01:10:55,050 --> 01:10:56,677 -For me? -Yes. 1056 01:10:56,785 --> 01:11:00,983 Who ruined our lives? Who sent us out to saturate ourselves with liquid poison? 1057 01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:04,617 Yes, and what did we talk about to every woman who sat down with us? 1058 01:11:04,727 --> 01:11:08,561 -Vicky. Our wife. -Thank you very much. 1059 01:11:08,664 --> 01:11:10,188 And how much we loved her. 1060 01:11:10,299 --> 01:11:12,927 Loved me! If you loved me at all, you never would have left here, 1061 01:11:13,035 --> 01:11:15,435 even if I did tell you to get out. 1062 01:11:15,537 --> 01:11:18,267 -Well, we were coming back sooner. -Six different times. 1063 01:11:18,374 --> 01:11:21,741 Once I offered to come home alone and cheer you up, but Hank wouldn't let me. 1064 01:11:21,844 --> 01:11:25,905 -You're darned right Hank wouldn't let you. -So to compromise, you both stay away. 1065 01:11:26,015 --> 01:11:29,451 Do you know what I ought to do? I ought to... 1066 01:11:31,153 --> 01:11:34,486 -Madam, the police. -The police? For what? 1067 01:11:40,629 --> 01:11:43,154 Mrs. Lowndes, I presume. This is Lieutenant Sullivan. 1068 01:11:43,265 --> 01:11:45,028 -He's interested in your case. -Glad to know you. 1069 01:11:45,134 --> 01:11:48,262 What case? There isn't any case. 1070 01:11:48,370 --> 01:11:52,363 Bugtail coats. One dark and one blonde. Yeah. 1071 01:11:52,474 --> 01:11:55,170 Mrs. Lowndes, you were saying something over the phone about your husbands? 1072 01:11:55,277 --> 01:11:56,244 These them? 1073 01:11:56,345 --> 01:12:01,544 I told you before, you misunderstood me. This is my husband, Mr. Lowndes. 1074 01:12:01,650 --> 01:12:03,083 -Gentlemen. -Glad to know you. 1075 01:12:03,185 --> 01:12:05,517 And his friend, Mr. Cardew. 1076 01:12:05,621 --> 01:12:07,282 -Glad to know you. -It's a pleasure. 1077 01:12:07,389 --> 01:12:10,085 Mr. Lowndes and his friend were at a stag dinner. 1078 01:12:10,192 --> 01:12:12,786 He just forgot to mention it to me, that's all. 1079 01:12:12,895 --> 01:12:15,329 -Yes. Yes. -Simple. 1080 01:12:15,431 --> 01:12:17,490 Now that this little mix-up is all straightened out, 1081 01:12:17,599 --> 01:12:20,227 why, you can just go along and take care of more important things. 1082 01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:22,896 The butler, would you mind calling him in? 1083 01:12:23,005 --> 01:12:25,337 -Why? -Routine. Just routine. 1084 01:12:31,246 --> 01:12:33,714 -Nice place you have here. -Oh, we... 1085 01:12:33,816 --> 01:12:37,843 Yes. I'm glad you like it. 1086 01:12:41,557 --> 01:12:43,149 You married, Mr. Cardew? 1087 01:12:43,258 --> 01:12:45,692 -Yes. -What's your wife's name? 1088 01:12:45,794 --> 01:12:49,321 -Mrs. Cardew. -That's a pip. I always like that one. 1089 01:12:51,834 --> 01:12:54,701 -Peter. -Never mind. 1090 01:12:55,537 --> 01:13:00,031 Pete, would you point out this lady's husband? 1091 01:13:00,943 --> 01:13:04,071 -Why... -He ought to know the man who hired him. 1092 01:13:04,179 --> 01:13:07,342 -Mr. Lowndes, sir. -Now, that was a signal! 1093 01:13:07,449 --> 01:13:09,314 That will do, Pete. 1094 01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:15,653 By the way, I didn't see anybody flash a warrant. 1095 01:13:15,758 --> 01:13:18,727 For what? We rang the bell and got asked in. 1096 01:13:18,827 --> 01:13:21,159 Then is it all right with you if you get asked out? 1097 01:13:21,263 --> 01:13:23,288 That's a pip. I always liked that one, too. 1098 01:13:25,267 --> 01:13:26,427 Where do you live, Mr. Cardew? 1099 01:13:26,535 --> 01:13:30,266 -Oh, The Plaza. -Do you mind if I call up to make sure? 1100 01:13:30,372 --> 01:13:33,933 -Well, I haven't registered yet. -What did you say you live there for? 1101 01:13:34,042 --> 01:13:35,532 -'Cause... -Listen. 1102 01:13:35,644 --> 01:13:37,805 If you stepped off a train in New York and phoned a friend 1103 01:13:37,913 --> 01:13:40,814 that you were stopping at The Plaza, what's wrong with that? 1104 01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:42,543 You're not there yet, but you will be. 1105 01:13:42,651 --> 01:13:45,119 That's right. I arrived last night. 1106 01:13:45,220 --> 01:13:47,711 -Then where do you live? -The Plaza. 1107 01:13:47,823 --> 01:13:50,883 Don't explain things to him. He'll get confused. 1108 01:13:52,227 --> 01:13:54,388 -Who are you? -Who are you? 1109 01:13:54,496 --> 01:13:56,327 We're detectives. 1110 01:13:58,567 --> 01:14:00,159 This is my daughter. What's the trouble? 1111 01:14:00,269 --> 01:14:05,138 Trouble? There's no trouble. But there's one little question we'd like to ask you. 1112 01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:07,470 Watch her for signals, Mac. 1113 01:14:07,576 --> 01:14:09,510 -ls your daughter married? -Yes. 1114 01:14:09,611 --> 01:14:11,374 Who to? 1115 01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:14,476 Well, answer. 1116 01:14:14,583 --> 01:14:17,484 Will you take my word for it that I have only one husband? 1117 01:14:17,586 --> 01:14:19,577 I was married once before, but he's dead. 1118 01:14:19,688 --> 01:14:22,418 I'm asking your father. 1119 01:14:22,524 --> 01:14:24,515 That one, Mr. Lowndes. 1120 01:14:27,629 --> 01:14:30,655 I guess I misunderstood you, lady. I'm sorry. 1121 01:14:30,766 --> 01:14:34,167 Oh, oh, that's all right. 1122 01:14:34,269 --> 01:14:36,032 I'm sorry to have caused you so much trouble. 1123 01:14:36,138 --> 01:14:37,662 We're sorry to have bothered you, lady. 1124 01:14:37,773 --> 01:14:40,264 -That's all right. -Goodbye, Miss Lowndes. 1125 01:14:40,375 --> 01:14:41,865 -Goodbye. -Goodbye. 1126 01:14:41,977 --> 01:14:45,310 -Goodbye. -Oh, Mrs. Cardew... 1127 01:14:45,414 --> 01:14:47,143 -Yes? -Oh! 1128 01:14:49,952 --> 01:14:52,682 -Yes, indeed! -That was a pip. 1129 01:14:53,188 --> 01:14:56,715 All right, you guys, we'll give you five minutes to get out of them nightgowns, 1130 01:14:56,825 --> 01:14:58,816 then we'll all go downtown. 1131 01:14:58,927 --> 01:15:02,920 -What for? We didn't do anything. -Oh, yes, you did... Twice. 1132 01:15:18,547 --> 01:15:20,378 -Good luck, Bill. -You mean, l... 1133 01:15:20,482 --> 01:15:22,950 Good luck, Henry. Tell Vicky I'll see her at home. 1134 01:15:23,051 --> 01:15:25,315 -But who... Which... -Yes, but am I the... 1135 01:15:29,892 --> 01:15:34,591 Well, the judge was very nice about it. 1136 01:15:36,298 --> 01:15:39,461 He said that the fact that Bill was declared legally dead 1137 01:15:39,568 --> 01:15:44,232 before the usual five-year period proved there was evidence that I was a widow. 1138 01:15:45,407 --> 01:15:50,106 And he said that so long as I didn't marry two men intentionally 1139 01:15:50,212 --> 01:15:53,978 that he wasn't going to do anything about that. 1140 01:15:54,082 --> 01:15:55,379 Wasn't that sweet of him? 1141 01:15:55,484 --> 01:15:56,951 -Yes, but... -Well... 1142 01:15:58,820 --> 01:16:01,015 I want you both to understand that 1143 01:16:01,123 --> 01:16:04,058 this has been taken out of our hands now. 1144 01:16:04,159 --> 01:16:07,060 -This is the law deciding our lives. -Yes, honey. 1145 01:16:07,162 --> 01:16:11,030 Yes, of course, we realize that, dear. But what is it? 1146 01:16:11,967 --> 01:16:16,700 I have only one legal husband. 1147 01:16:18,373 --> 01:16:21,069 My name is Mrs. Cardew. 1148 01:16:21,176 --> 01:16:25,135 Darling! My wife! My own wife! 1149 01:16:25,847 --> 01:16:27,542 Yes, Bill. 1150 01:16:33,889 --> 01:16:35,686 Well, what am l, legally? 1151 01:16:35,791 --> 01:16:39,750 Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. 1152 01:16:39,861 --> 01:16:42,853 Oh, isn't it a shame Henry can't be happy, too? 1153 01:16:42,965 --> 01:16:46,992 -Don't you feel sorry for him, Bill? -Yes, I guess it is pretty tough on you, Hank. 1154 01:16:47,102 --> 01:16:50,765 I won't try to lie. It is. You understand, dear, I didn't do this. 1155 01:16:50,872 --> 01:16:52,339 We have to obey the judge. 1156 01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:56,775 I know. I'll find some place to stay and send for my things this afternoon. 1157 01:16:56,878 --> 01:16:58,778 We're going to miss you so much, Henry. 1158 01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:01,508 Well, I'll see you in a few days, Hank, after things get back to normal. 1159 01:17:01,617 --> 01:17:03,209 -Oh, but, Bill... -Goodbye. 1160 01:17:03,318 --> 01:17:04,979 Goodbye. Congratulations. 1161 01:17:05,087 --> 01:17:06,679 Goodbye, dear. 1162 01:17:39,087 --> 01:17:41,453 Old times again. Vicky, this is darned near a dream! 1163 01:17:41,556 --> 01:17:44,150 -It's more fun than your island, isn't it? -Yeah. 1164 01:17:44,259 --> 01:17:45,521 Why, Henry! 1165 01:17:45,627 --> 01:17:47,652 Just a lonely bachelor. You don't mind, do you? 1166 01:17:47,763 --> 01:17:49,287 -Mind? Hank, if you don't... -Now, Bill. 1167 01:17:49,398 --> 01:17:52,094 -Of course we don't mind. -Thank you, dear. 1168 01:17:56,004 --> 01:17:58,632 -No dinner now. Just champagne, please. -Yes, Mr. Lowndes. 1169 01:17:58,740 --> 01:18:00,674 -Perrier-Jou�t, '28. -Yes, sir. 1170 01:18:00,776 --> 01:18:03,836 -Where do you get that "No dinner now"? -Bill, please... 1171 01:18:03,945 --> 01:18:08,405 -This is my table and I want a steak! -A glorious night for romance 1172 01:18:08,517 --> 01:18:12,044 and you want to tear a cow apart with your teeth. 1173 01:18:12,154 --> 01:18:14,679 -You look wonderful, dear. -I already told her. 1174 01:18:14,790 --> 01:18:18,191 Thank you, Henry. And Bill. 1175 01:18:19,428 --> 01:18:21,988 How did you find out we were coming to Frank's? 1176 01:18:22,097 --> 01:18:23,530 You ask me that. 1177 01:18:23,632 --> 01:18:26,032 Listen, in case you think you're going to hang around here and be cute, 1178 01:18:26,134 --> 01:18:29,001 you'd better get it into your head that Vicky is my wife, all mine, and I'm not... 1179 01:18:29,104 --> 01:18:31,595 Bill. Henry is our best friend. 1180 01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:34,904 -Why, he's practically one of the family, dear. -Vicky! 1181 01:18:35,010 --> 01:18:37,774 Yes, you should be thankful for a friend like me. 1182 01:18:37,879 --> 01:18:42,043 Think of me always, darling, as old faithful, waiting to console a lonely wife 1183 01:18:42,150 --> 01:18:44,744 when her husband hears the clarion call of adventure. 1184 01:18:44,853 --> 01:18:47,014 Hears what clarion call of what adventure? 1185 01:18:47,122 --> 01:18:49,556 Oh, it's bound to happen. A man is what he is born, Bill. 1186 01:18:49,658 --> 01:18:53,253 You can't escape it. You left Vicky before and you'll do it again. It's destiny. 1187 01:18:53,361 --> 01:18:56,990 It might take a year, it might take two. I can wait. 1188 01:18:57,099 --> 01:19:00,091 -You shouldn't say that, Henry. -Listen to me, Hank. 1189 01:19:00,202 --> 01:19:02,864 Listen to me. If I live two thousand years, three thousand, 1190 01:19:02,971 --> 01:19:05,462 I'll spend every day and every night making Vicky so doggoned happy 1191 01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:07,201 she won't even remember how to spell your name. 1192 01:19:07,309 --> 01:19:09,106 Do you really mean that, dear? 1193 01:19:09,211 --> 01:19:11,907 Naturally he meant it, but you know Bill. 1194 01:19:12,013 --> 01:19:14,447 Shall we dance, dear? A consolation prize for the loser? 1195 01:19:14,549 --> 01:19:19,009 -Loser? You act like a loser! -I guess that's the least we can do for you. 1196 01:19:19,121 --> 01:19:21,419 By the way, Bill, I picked these up for you this afternoon. 1197 01:19:21,523 --> 01:19:24,424 Look them over. Excuse us, won't you? 1198 01:20:55,217 --> 01:20:57,981 -We will have to do this often. -Yes! 1199 01:20:58,987 --> 01:21:00,545 Yes.